Dog-gone!

by Lyle Hatcher
(Co-author Different Drummers)

Ricky was a Jack Russell Terrier. Ricky lived in a house. Ricky used the living room for a toilet. Ricky was put in the bathroom one day because he was a naughty dog. Ricky chewed through the drywall, wiring, and insulation to get out. He was excited because he was sure his mother just forgot he was in there. Ricky ate the legs off all the furniture. Ricky ate all the Christmas candy and didn't die. Ricky barked every second he was in the car. Ricky marked the inside of the car with his scent because he was in charge of everything. Finally Ricky went to the bathroom on his mother's shoe when she took him for a walk because again, Ricky was in charge. Here is a picture of Ricky at his new home. Ricky's name has been changed to Rocket.
To the moon!